Saturday, April 11, 2009
I have 2 major shoe catastrophe.
1. imagine heavy downpour. i'm 3/4 soak.
i have to borrow umbrella from my instructor.
so imagine a huge lao nia umbrella. my shoe
has a gallon of water. it so happens that i washed
my shoe a few days back. who would have
known that it still contain soap. so i had to not only
internally slide around in my shoe but also having
a shoe with major spasm and foam coming out
from everywhere. sick! angry!
2. now imagine nice pretty bling bling sandals.
strap breaks leaving me limping and dragging
my right foot. grace decided to stick a plaster
on the loose strap so as to secure it. who knows,
that grace would have secure it using the part
wih the gauze. immediately, it came out again.
so i had to drag my foot for holy communion.
anw its like 2 am now. i fking tired. been sleeping
damn damn late for the past 2 days. but nevermind
i dont wanna sleep. so i search for random things.
like these:
(got a bunch of crap i found. but i will only focus on one
category tonight- SEX)
- Every year, 11,000 Americans injure themselves while trying out bizarre sexual positions.
- According to the World Health Organization, there are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day. On any given day 400,000,000 people around the world (1 in 17 of us) will have sexual intercourse. Broken down further, about 4,000 people are having sex right now.
- Lip stick was said to have been invented in the Eygptian times for women that specialized in oral sex. They wanted their lips to look more inviting.
- Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
- Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
- A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
- Semen contains zinc and calcium, both of which are proven to prevent tooth decay.
- The average size of an erect penis is 5 inches, and the average flaccid penis measures about 3 inches.
- You burn about 200 calories during 30 minutes of active sex.
- In Hong Kong, adulterous husbands get more than a steep monthly alimony payment – a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her husband if he cheats on her – but she may only do so with her bare hands.
- The sale of sex toys and vibrators is banned in Alabama and Mississippi.
- The G-spot was named after the German gynaecologist Ernst Grafenberg, the first person to describe it in1944.
- If you’re not turned on, your G-spot may only be as big as a pea.
- The average amount of time spent kissing for a person in a lifetime is 20,160 minutes.
- During World War II, condoms were used to cover rifle barrels from being damaged by salt water as the soldiers swam to shore.
The Seven Stages of Sex
The 1st stage of sex is called Smurf Sex
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd stage of sex is called Kitchen Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd stage of sex is called Bedroom Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has become routine and you usually only have sex in your bedroom.
The 4th stage of sex is called Hallway Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway, you both say "screw you."
The 5th stage of sex is called Religious Sex
Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
The 6th stage of sex is called Courtroom Sex
This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.And last but not least.......
The 7th stage of sex is called Centrelink Sex
Sex - You get a little each month, but not enough to live on!
- If a woman experiences an orgasm during sex, she’s more likely to become pregnant, since orgasmic spasms in pelvic muscles can help move sperm up the vaginal canal to the uterus.
- 70% of women would rather eat chocolate than have sex.
- Many elderly people can and do have frequent sex: At age 70 — 73% of males are still potent; and 30% of women aged 80 or older still have sex.
- According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches.
- The most common fantasy is oral sex.
- 8% of us have regular anal sex.
- The maximum speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to
brain has been clocked at 156 miles per hour. - At least 500 Americans die each year from asphyxia in an attempt
to lessen oxygen flow to the brain in order to induce a more
powerful orgasm.
Question: What is S/M?
Answer: S/M stands for Sadism and Masochism. Some prefer the term BDSM or Bondage and Discipline, Dominance and Submission. Women who enjoy BDSM find that combining pleasure and pain turns them on.
S/M is not abuse. It is consensual activity between willing partners. BDSM is a way for some women to gain power by pushing their limits. Some examples of S/M are: spanking, bondage, whipping, acting out scenes and attending sex parties.
click this for all the sexual positions. so u wont just know the common ones like doggie, missionary, 69 etc.
http://www.sexinfo101.com/sexualpositions.shtml
and one more. a-z and 0-9 sex terms.
http://www.sex-lexis.com/
enjoyyyyyy.
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